Thursday, March 22, 2007

Die, champagne. DIE!

Here's the thing: there's a wine bar mere blocks from my office that sells bottles of Cava, a Spanish sparkler, for just $10. That's right, a whole bottle of booze--to drink in a San Francisco establishment, no less--for just ten bucks. You can see the problem here. That's just downright irresistable after a very stressful work day and just before pay day. Goddamn sparkling wine is responsible for my three-star hangover today. That's right: I take absolutely no responsibility for my actions. Fuck it.

2 comments:

William O'Neal said...

Champagne is for homos. Now Shirley Temples with booze, that's a drink for a classy lady. A classy lady named Jasmine.

AudioGoddess said...

If I like dudes, does that make me a homo?